I SPY

As in spyware, malware, mal a la teteware.
The recent sweep that netted a posse of Soviet-era spies seems to have come up one short. That would be the viral mole who's holed up in my computer. When he is found and traded for a good hitter to fill a slot at the end of the Detroit Tigers batting order, Drinks Before Dinner will be back in business.

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  1. CiCiJuly 27, 2010 at 7:35 AM

    Are you having success in taking care of your computer problems? Hope things are going well for you. I am going to send the names of your two books to my hubby's computer and we will check them out on Amazon.

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  2. Entre NousJuly 28, 2010 at 8:20 PM

    You should be all set, I think its he's in my notebook now....

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  3. AnonymousJuly 29, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    Sorry to hear of the gremlin troubles. I've been away from SAB on a summer project and have just returned -- was looking forward to catching up on DBD. Soon, I hope!

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  4. JerryAugust 1, 2010 at 8:18 AM

    I just hope that it doesn't come down to wiping your hard drive clean which is what happened to me a couple of years ago. Look forward to your return.

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  5. NanceAugust 1, 2010 at 11:27 AM

    COMPEUTURZ IS AR FRENZ ONTUL THEY IZNT. THINN THEY IZ DA DEBUL!! MYN SUX. HERY BAK!

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